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Word of the Day: harán
Translation:(they) will do
Pronunciation: ah-rrrahn

NOW look what’s happened. Hot-Chick-with-a-gun is back from Bali and out on the road with international gangsta Big Mu. They’re doin’ crimes and jacking convenience stores for peanut butter. Some people harán cualquier cosa para (will do anything for) a really good PBJ.

See how easily the wrong guy can take a good girl and turn her into a criminal? The real crime is that it’s IMPOSSIBLE to get quality PBJ ingredients from a convenience store.

Hot-Chick-with-a-Gun, if you are reading this, I still love you, but at least hit a Whole Foods or Trader Joes, k? And don’t shoot anybody.